What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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