I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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