its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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