how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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