she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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