I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize