Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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