I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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