i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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