All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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