I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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