i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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