Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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