I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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