On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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