well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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