I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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