was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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