just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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