do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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