This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
