I think my fart just growled at me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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