I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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