She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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