you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
BRING THE BAGELS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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