Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
