Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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