Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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