You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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