in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
its not stalking. its research.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
