Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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