i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We have started to decorate penises.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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