FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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