Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
