just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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