I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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