Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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