she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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