I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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