This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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