I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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