Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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