He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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