I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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