i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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