it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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