he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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