His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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