none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
