People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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