Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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