Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize