was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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