I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
