Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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