I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
